7 Naughty Gay Sex Tips To Do With Your Man Christmas Night

It’s that time of year, and I’m in the mood for some hot steamy Christmas cheer, okerr!

There’s nothing wrong with being on the naughty list from time to time. I’m sure your man will understand! Since 2016 was one hell of a ride, I say we end it with a bang (literally).

There’s something about Christmas that makes me want to cozy up next to my man and make smores for hours on end, but there’s another side that makes me want to get down and dirty once all the lovey dovey stuff is over. Christmas sex should never be vanilla — it should be festive, exciting and above all, joyful (with a lot more friction).

Edible undies

This goes without saying, but a lot of gays forget about it. This is the easiest way to not only pleasure the receiver, but the giver as well. Get the right flavor, and you’ll be licking your lips all the way to heaven.

If you want to take an extra step further, buy a few candy necklaces (remember those?). Use it as a tasty replacement for a cock ring, and you’re in for a very pleasant night. Since it’s stretchable, you can also tie it around other organs! Tie it around the feet, waist, neck, penis, balls, whatever! Just be sure not to get too deep that you bite a bit of skin – yikes!

FYI: for you all you guys having trouble swallowing, this is a good trick to try since the flavor of the undies does a good job at hiding the taste of his man juice.

Ice Up His Pole

If you have any leftover icing after making holiday cookies or desserts, why not use it to sweeten your man’s pole? Red and green colored icing works best, to stay in the Christmas spirit. I like to put a few drops on my man, then lick it up from the base to the tip. He loves it! Trust me, once you get in the swing of things you’ll soon be putting icing in places you never thought you’d touch – much less taste.

Tie it up in a bow. 

What good is Christmas sex without a bit of teasing, eh? One year, my man wrapped his entire lower body in red and green ribbons. I thought it was ridiculous at first, but then when I opened him up (like a present) I found a special “surprise” waiting for me – and it was worth all the effort.

Use your imagination on this one. If you think about it, there are plenty of things you can wrap or tie into a bow. Perhaps you can make an interesting cock ring out of ribbon and/or tinsel. Talk about making the yuletide gay

Santa roleplay

Here’s something interesting I love to do with my man this time of year between you and me: If you’ve read any of my articles in the past, you’d know we love to get a little kinky. Well, judgments aside please, we keep a wagon in the basement. It used to be for special occasion, but it’s since become a Christmas tradition.

Depending on the mood, we like to pretend that one of us is Santa and the other is a “reindeer.” That being said, we like to bring out the whip, leather, and Santa suit (use your imagination about what happens next). Santa roleplay is great because it can be anything you want, and trust me honey, we got outfits for every occasion. Whether it’s a wagon or a sled, why not take turns being Santa and the reindeer? Maybe even an elf or “Mrs.” Clause.

Bare nuts roasting on an open fire. 

If you want a little romance (which you should), make a fire, pull out the hot chocolate and most importantly, the alcoholic whipped cream. Getting naked and snuggling in the buff while your favorite Christmas movie and/or music is on is always going to be a hell of a time. If you don’t have a fireplace, print out a picture, plug in an electric heater, and use your imagination. It might sound corny, but it’s actually pretty cute if you do it correctly.

Hang up mistletoes! 

About a week before Christmas, go buy five mistletoes and hang them up in random places in your house or apartment. Every day, change up the locations so he won’t remember where they are. You will unconsciously land underneath the mistletoe at the most unexpected times, and it’s going to be so cute when it happens.

Naked baking. 

If you and your man love cookies, getting naked and baking in the kitchen is sure to bring the heat up a notch or two. Wear an apron and have your ass show! That’ll certainly set the mood.

Bend over while you reach for the cookie tray, have him lick the icing off your fingers, and eat up the delicious cookies together once they’re done. Soon, you’ll be eating something else.

Have a merry little Christmas!

David Artavia

Writer

David lives in New York City, where he acts, writes and lives vicariously through his friends.

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